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Did you know that stone have legs and can run 3404, beard men can feed on women breast (3319) and that you should had your hands licked when you eat? You will also find out that a ant talked and a human understood it (27:18), snakes can be muslims (2236b), same as monkeys (3849). Mohamed flew into space (3207) and a verses were revealed because of Mohamed's donkey (2691)! Who says there is only bad thing in Islam?
Hadith Al Bukhari 3471 (en en2) () Others animals (22) Funny stories (36)
Glorified be Allah, a cow speaks! Glorified be Allah, a wolf speaks!
Hadith Muslim 2277 (en en2) () Others animals (22) Funny stories (36)
I, the Prophet, recognise the stone of Mecca that saluted me before my advent
Hadith Muslim 1738a (en en2) () The Last Judgment (23) Other Punishment (15) Miscreants and polytheists (75) Funny stories (36)
At the Last Judgement, those guilty of breaking faith will have a flag stuck up their bum
Hadith Muslim 2312a (en en2) () Mohamed businessman (10) Proselytism in Islam (23) Funny stories (36)
People embrace Islam because Mohammed is very charitable, he is not afraid of need.
Hadith Muslim 2388a (en en2) Glorified be Allah, an ox speaks! Glorified be Allah, a wolf speaks!
Hadith Al Bukhari 146 (en en2) Sawda, the first veiled (9) The veil (18) Toilet behaviour (26) Funny stories (36)
33:59 was revealed after Umar recognized Sauda when she was going to the toilet
Hadith Al Bukhari 6240 (en en2) 33:59 was revealed after Umar recognized Sauda when she was going to the toilet
Hadith Muslim 2170a (en en2) Because Umar recognized Sauda when she went to the toilet at night, God revealed a verse
Hadith Muslim 2170d (en en2) Because Umar recognized Sauda when she went to the toilet at night, the revelation for the veil came
Hadith Muslim 2170e (en en2) Because Umar recognized Sauda when she went to the toilet at night, the revelation for the veil came
Hadith Al Bukhari 3404 (en en2) Funny stories (36) Moïse (7)
Moses took off his clothes for a bath but a stone took his clothes and fled
Hadith Al Bukhari 278 (en en2) Once Moses took a bath and put his clothes over a stone and then it ran away with his clothes
Hadith Muslim 339 (en en2) Moses placed his clothes on a stone and the stone moved on with his clothes
Hadith Al Bukhari 5456 (en en2) Friendly behavior (9) Saliva, sputum (18) Funny stories (36)
When you eat, do not wipe your hands till you have licked it, or had it licked by somebody else
Hadith Muslim 2031a (en en2) When any one of you eats food he should not wipe his hand until he has licked it or has it licked
Hadith Muslim 2060a (en en2) Biological miracles (4) Miscreants and polytheists (75) Hypocrites (12) Apostats (32) Funny stories (36)
A non-Muslim has seven intestines and a Muslim just one
Quran An-Naml(The Ant) 27:18-19 (en en2 tfs tfs2) Others animals (22) Funny stories (36)
An ant said "Go quickly into your homes", so Solomon smiled in amusement at her words
Hadith Muslim 2236b (en en2) Others animals (22) Funny stories (36)
Make life hard for snakes you find in your houses, if it stays kill it for it would be a nonbeliever
Hadith Al Bukhari 3849 (en en2) Others animals (22) Stoning (33) Funny stories (36)
During the pre-lslamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey stoned by other monkeys
Hadith Al Bukhari 3207 (en en2) Mohamed's miracles and revelations (23) God is unfair (38) Prayers (39) The 7 heavens (17) Funny stories (36)
Mohamed flew on Al-Buraq, then went to paradise to negociate with Allah the number of prayers.
Hadith Al Bukhari 3887 (en en2) Mohamed went to the Seventh Heaven and hagled with Allah to bring the 50 daily prayers to five a day
Hadith Muslim 162a (en en2) Mohamed flew on Al-Buraq, then went to paradise to negociate with Allah the number of prayers.
Hadith Al Bukhari 2691 (en en2) Others animals (22) Fitna, social discord (7) Funny stories (36)
The smell of the Prophet donkey started a fight and prompt the revelation of 49.9
Hadith Muslim 2412c (en en2) Mohamed deeds and examples (30) Funny stories (36)
Someone fell and his private parts were exposed. The Prophet laughed and I saw his front teeth
Hadith Abu Dawud 203 (en en2) Fart (7) Funny stories (36)
The eyes are the leather strap of the anus, so one who sleeps should perform ablution
Hadith Adab 963 (en en2) Mohamed's violence (28) Funny stories (36) Jahiliyyah, pre-Islamic era (4)
The Prophet said, ‘Tell him to bite his father's male organ and be explicit.’
Hadith Al Bukhari 149 (en en2) Mohamed deeds and examples (30) Toilet behaviour (26) Funny stories (36)
I saw Allah's Messenger answering the call of nature while sitting over two bricks
Hadith Al Bukhari 147 (en en2) Toilet behaviour (26) Funny stories (36)
You are allowed to go out to answer the call of nature
Hadith Al Bukhari 608 (en en2) Free will (30) Prayers (39) Fart (7) Funny stories (36)
Satan passes wind with noise in order not to hear the Adhan
Hadith Al Bukhari 1231 (en en2) When the call for prayer is made, Satan passes wind so that you may not hear
Hadith Muslim 389a (en en2) Satan turns back and breaks the wind so as believers can not hear the call of prayer
Hadith Ibn Majah 526 (en en2) Childhood (17) Funny stories (36)
Hasan and Husain was brought to him and the infant urinated on his chest
Hadith Ibn Majah 1944 (en en2) Mohamed's death (11) Adult's breastfeeding (13) Adultery (38) Stoning (33) Funny stories (36)
The Prophet was dying and a tame sheep came in and ate the verses about stoning and breastfeeding.
Hadith Al Bukhari 1339 (en en2) Funny stories (36)
The angel of death was sent to Moses and the later slapped him severely, spoiling one of his eyes
Hadith Al Bukhari 5255 (en en2) Mohamed's description (25) Mohamed towards women (41) Mohamed was not loved (7) Funny stories (36)
Woman refuses Mohamed by calling him a tramp
Hadith Al Bukhari 5254 (en en2) One of his wives said, "I seek refuge with Allah from you." He said, "return to your family."